Your face is a jimmy john
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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