I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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