I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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