Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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