That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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