I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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