Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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