walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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