question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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