I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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