Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
