We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
We left an ass print on the piano.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
