her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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