I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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