My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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