Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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