I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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