After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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