Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Randomize
