The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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