what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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