What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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