I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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