oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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