I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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