well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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