Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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