It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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