even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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