Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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