nut hugger
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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