I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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