i can't believe i had my finger in that
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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