Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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