also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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