god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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