Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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