sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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