so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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