I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You're a waste of cheezeits
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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