We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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