I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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