party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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