I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I am naked and annoyed.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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