I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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