He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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