Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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