if i died would you start the facebook group?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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