Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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