What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i came on her dog
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Randomize
