She is in my trunk
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
did you just send me my own nude
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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